Must. Stop. Eating. Chocolate
Why is it that as soon as you tell yourself you can't have something, you want it even more?
I cannot for the life of me stop eating chocolate this week, despite trying ever-so-hard.
I think I am just hoping that eating copious amounts of chocolate will make my swollen sore throat disappear. I am guessing though, it probably won't.
In my defence though, I did try and get an appointment with my GP today only to be told that I can maybe be squeezed in on Monday.
Um.
Don't worry, I will just keep eating chocolate thanks, and maybe my throat will completely close over and then I won't be able to eat anything, therefore, helping me lose all the weight I am gaining from the chocolate that I can't stop eating.
Yeah.
That makes sense hey?
Bed early for me tonight, I think.
I cannot for the life of me stop eating chocolate this week, despite trying ever-so-hard.
I think I am just hoping that eating copious amounts of chocolate will make my swollen sore throat disappear. I am guessing though, it probably won't.
In my defence though, I did try and get an appointment with my GP today only to be told that I can maybe be squeezed in on Monday.
Um.
Don't worry, I will just keep eating chocolate thanks, and maybe my throat will completely close over and then I won't be able to eat anything, therefore, helping me lose all the weight I am gaining from the chocolate that I can't stop eating.
Yeah.
That makes sense hey?
Bed early for me tonight, I think.
A girl after my own heart. LOL.
ReplyDeleteI hope you feel better soon.
I dont beleive chocolate is a bad thing... they do say some contains antioxidants dont they? Im sure they must be making you better : )
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